What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off