What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!