What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?