What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !