Sniff Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

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What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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When you sniff paint, you get high

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis

What's the name of the Hogwarts Professor that has an STI?

Syphilis Snape

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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What do you call an original idea on Reddit?

A repost.

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)