Sniff Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

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Hypertrophy!

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.