Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.