Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

Wheres my dog gone?

Dead in the trash

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason