Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

What personal space?

My dog

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.