What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.