What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.