What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

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Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.