Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Where's your maternity section?

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

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Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"