Happy Thanksgiving Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.