Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.