Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.