Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits