What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.