Dry ice lacks of water.
This joke will be back someday
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
You add ices.
First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!