What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.