What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Previous Random Joke Next
4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

4 Mexicans Jokes More 4 Mexicans Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

Quatro Cinco Jokes More Quatro Cinco Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

Quatro Jokes More Quatro Jokes

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko