How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips