How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Previous Random Joke Next

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?

Bugs Bunny !

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.