What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS