How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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How do you start a hedgehog race?

Say "GAH".

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.