How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!