How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

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What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.