What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.