How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!