How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

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What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!