How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!