Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

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What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.