Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.