Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.