Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders