What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

How did jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.