When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.
I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
