How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.