How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What am I talking about?

A last name, you pervs.

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.