Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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What do you call a midget in a Mental Asylum?

I don't really know, but it sounds a little crazy

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.