Because they ror.
She draws a smack!
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
They always bomb the punchline!
Because he tasted funny.
He couldn't swallow his pride.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
The eggrolled
The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
One, while the rest were kung fu fighting
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
