Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.