Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

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What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.