Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.