What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.