What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

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How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What do software pirates say?

RAR