What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

What's an emo's favorite file type?

rar