What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What do software pirates say?

RAR