Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

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What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use?

Trigger bot.

What console does god use?

Praystation

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Winzip Jokes More Winzip Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Compress Jokes More Compress Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."