Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Compress Jokes More Compress Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

File Jokes More File Jokes

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.