Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Zip Lock Bag Jokes More Zip Lock Bag Jokes

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What's the worst thing about 90's kids?

They fight back.

404 Jokes More 404 Jokes

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Rar Jokes More Rar Jokes

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

What do software pirates say?

RAR