Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

Tight Seal Jokes More Tight Seal Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

404 Jokes More 404 Jokes

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?

the taste!

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Prostate Exam Jokes More Prostate Exam Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Rar Jokes More Rar Jokes

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.