What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Blink Jokes More Blink Jokes

Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.