What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.