Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.