Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

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