What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

A: Far-from-thinkin

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.