How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

What do older women wear?

Depends

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.