How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What did the bully say when he threw Michael J. Fox out of a 10 story window?

Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.