How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...