Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch?

Kay-so-deal-a?

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.