Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)