Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What do you call a stripper donkey?

A Horse.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.