Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow