What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra