What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

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Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot