What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.