How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod?

Electrifying entertainment.

What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper