What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.