What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

What did the cannibal do to the people he didn't like?

He drowned them in the morning.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.