What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.