What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.