How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.