How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

Who makes the best photo bombers?

Muslims

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How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.