How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?

v2 Allah's Snackbar.

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...