Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

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How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"