Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath ?

Robber ducks !

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.