Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.