Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.