What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.