How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.