What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25