What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What does Sally have?

Cancer.

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(