What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.