Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.