Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

Why did the scare crow get a raise?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.