Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

Ben Carsonogen

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What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

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Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.